Malt liquor and Sex!

This story comes from Spring break 2005 when I traveled with a group of friends to Ft. Lauderdale Florida in search of nothing more than some college girls wanting to have a good time. Lauderdale is a great spot for spring break and I highly recommend it because of how lenient the cops are there. They don't go out of their way to ticket and arrest people like Daytona or Panama. Southern Florida beaches are the place to be it seems like a skank breeding ground. Getting laid here is like Adam fucking Eve it has to happen. So with that said this starts off with six guys in the shittiest hotel on A1A in Lauderdale. But anyone knows it doesn't matter how nice your place is its about the location. And location we had i could have crawled back from the club with a slut attached to my leg I was so close. So me and the guys get checked in and hit the beach with the cooler and hopes of landing some early day tail. We come across five Central Michigan girls the first 20 minutes we're there and decide to try them out. We drink all day on the beach and tell them to meet at our place before we hit the bars. We all head back in and me and Rob start arguing over which one of the girls were gonna bang. When we come to an agreement on who's got who we shotgun a beer. Shotgunning is the new handshake. The girls come by about 9 or 10 and we have some drinks while getting to know the girls before we head out. The first bar we go to is a Piano bar and dance club all in one. Now were already shit canned by the time we get to the bar so I'm already sleezin all over these chicks. About an hour into dancing i look out at the ocean and want to jump in so I grab rob and 3 of the girls for a skinny dip session, on the way down to the beach a naked guy pushes through us and goes running down the stairs heading for the beach. No faster than I could yell trip that naked fuck did two uniformed cops tackle his ass on the sidewalk. We walked up and the cops joked with us about it and told us to take a picture so we did. Back on the path to the beach we made the girls start taking off their clothes before we hit the water. Once we got to the water we had our make out session and what not but i wanted some ass and it was clear these dick teases weren't giving it up yet. After that fiasco we through our clothes back on and head up to the bar again where we meet 2 girls from Xavier who were looking to have fun. Me and Rob party with them all night and end up back at their place because ours had 4 other guys in it. This place was nice jacuzzi tub and all so we decide to all take a cuzz and get to know each other. And by get to know each other i mean face-fuck them both. Rob takes his Xavier slut to the shower about 6 feet away from where i was still getting brain from my new friend. About 5 minutes into his shower i hear him yell see how far It can shoot so I see her bend down to watch and right as he starts to blow he faces at her and gives her the malt in the face. We both laugh are asses off and have a nice stroll down A1A back to our room. And thats Malt liquor!

Sex with Hot Dog girl (MSU)

This story starts out on Michigan States campus in the heart of East Lansing where the chicks run deep and the beer flows cheap. Now Most nights would start off with some pre drinking at a house full of looking to get laid guys before heading off to spend $17.50 at the bar and stumble home with a girl who wanted to get fucked because her boyfriend back home told her he wanted some time to think. Well tonight wasn't that different. I walk into a 4 bedroom house holding a 30 pack of my favorite American lager (Busch). There are six 20 something college guys sitting around a radio with a shot glass in front of each of them and beer cans draped across there feet. My first thought was shit i'm late. The guys are 24 minutes into a game of power hour which is played by pouring a shot glass full of beer and drinking 1 every minute while a hour long cd shoots a new song off every 60 seconds. So everyone is about two beers in so i shotgun two beers and enter the game. After the five beers in 60 minutes i have too take a monster piss. I go outside where i have basically made the side of the house my personal urinal and start to take my piss when everyone comes running out of the house ready for the bar. So i shake and start walking. We enter the bar just in time to beat the rush of kids looking for the special that ends in twenty minutes. Now its time to start sleezing, usually there is a standard of only talking to girls in the 7 and up range but that drastically fades as beer pours down my throat and i find myself talking to a 5 or 6. I look across the room and see my buddy rob talking to a girl about equivalent to the one in front of me so i feel better about myself. I start to realize how dumb this dunce of a girl is I'm talking to and tell her i got to piss. I leave and never see her again so I'm on the prowl again i walk by rob and he says his girl has a party two blocks away. I say fuck it and we start walking. The longer we walk i realize were not going to a party were headed back to the house so rob can bag this girl and I'm the reason he wont have to cuddle with her after. Now Im pissed because i could have brought that 6 back too but i start thinking maybe hes setting up the tag team. So we get back to the house a couple minutes later and Rob starts in with the you're so beautiful bit so i play along and tell her shes cute until we have her standing there in her panties. Shes a little pale for my liking but nice ass and some not so flattering saggy tits. I decided to play just the wing man in this op and let rob get his. Rob takes her in the room and walks out about 20 minutes later with a smile on his face. I assume shes getting ready but he tells me that she passed out. Now I have some respect for the ladies but if you pass out in someones house you don't know after getting fucked 20 minutes after leaving the bar you deserved to get shamed. So I start thinking it would be a great idea to cover this slut in hot dogs. Koegel's hot dogs of course the finest hot dog made because the slogan is "Serve the Curve". I cover 23 uncooked and 1 blackened dog that i found in the fridge over her entire body and we head back to the bar. We enter the bar again to find our friends drooling over the same girls and decide to have a drink and leave. I figure ill give up for the night and settle for my ex girlfriend who is a guarantee. We get back to the house and find 19 of the 24 total hot dogs. And thats the hot dog girl